I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize
