You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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