I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
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i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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