I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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