Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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