So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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