i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I believe in your delicious
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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