They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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