Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
