Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I currently don't understand fingers.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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