How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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