it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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