doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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