i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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