all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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