I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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