I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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