So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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