help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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