It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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