she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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