WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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