My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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