Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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