I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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