I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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