She said her name was "party"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
false alarm. still invincible.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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