my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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