I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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