Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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