Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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