So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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