she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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