What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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