it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This is my gift to your gina
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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