Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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