Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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