we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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