I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
