I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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