you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
do nipples grow back?
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