I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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