i think my mom watched the whole time
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I believe in your delicious
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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