i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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