if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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