the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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