you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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