When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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