There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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