I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i used baking grease as lip gloss
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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