CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
