You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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