found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I look better un-naked...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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