CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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